Showing posts with label Blue Ivy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blue Ivy. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Beyonce Says Blue Ivy Rumors Were CRAZY

You people made me mommy Beyonce mad by saying I am not real; I AM TOO REAL!

Blue Ivy is REAL... and real mad, too!And for the record, Beyonce thinks you're crazy for the Blue Ivy rumors, questioning her pregnancy!!!!!!



Here's what me mommy Beyonce has to say about the Beyonce pregnancy rumors and you calling Blue Ivy FAKE, like I'm a reborn Chantilly doll... many men would love to impregnate Beysus, why would she have to lie about giving birth? Isn't that an AskChantilly type of stunt for more Youtube hits, higher ratings, and Adsense money... faking pregnancy, claiming to give birth to 5 babies or shall I say, "reborn dolls" purchased off Ebay. I digress.

Beyonce speaks on pregnancy rumors about baby Blue (ME):


“That was crazy. It wasn’t hurtful, it was just crazy. [I thought] ‘Where did they come up with this?’”


Here's what granny Tina Knowles had to say to you rumor gossipers:

“I thought it was very unfair and very cruel that someone would think that someone would be that diabolical to keep up a charade like that for nine months. As a mother it was painful for me to hear the crazy rumors. And I even had people ask me, which was so ridiculous… Oh my gosh, so stupid… There was so much love and well wishes from all over the world, it made it easier to deal with the stupid rumors."


 Why people thought mommy Beyonce was faking her pregnancy...



  Last year, after Beyonce’s stomach appeared to collapse as she took her seat during an Australian talk show interview, the internet started swirling with rumors. ‘Beyonce’s faking her pregnancy’, ‘There’s no way a baby is in there‘ and ‘She definitely has a surrogate‘, was the water cooler talk in company break rooms and gossip fodder across the net over the next few months leading up to Blue Ivy Carter’s birth.   Although Beyonce later revealed in a sit down with Katie Couric that she wasn’t bothered by the silly rumors, her mom definitely wasn’t amused.


YAY for granny, Tina, who is a true stan for her daughter Beyonce. Love me old granny Tina.

Now the rumors can STOP, Blue Ivy Carter is real, not fake reborn doll, you heard it straight from Beyonce that she gave birth to me, Blue Ivy.


Wednesday, May 2, 2012

BLUE IVY MEANING (Beyonce Blue Ivy Tree Video)

Beyonce clears the rumors on Blue Ivy Meaning in this video...





Beyoncé has posted a video of herself discussing the origins of her daughter Blue Ivy Carter's name. No, haters, it's not a shout out to the Illuminati, forget what you've heard about Blue Ivy backwards being Satanic, Lucifer's daughter in Latin, etc....

Blue Ivy spelled backwards is: 

Eulb Yvi or EulbYvi

The truth is Beyonce stumbled upon a beautiful sight while walking through the woods in Jamaica (apparently on the same trip where she showed her bare, controversial baby bump for the first and only time for the cameras).

 

In this Blue Ivy tree video, Beyonce is standing next to a Blue Ivy tree as Jay Z films her deciding on what to name their daughter. In this Beyonce video, you will see Blue Ivy meaning. Blue Ivy devil isn't it... so stop with the Illuminati conspiracies! In Beyonce's own words:

"Woke up this morning, we took a nice little walk, and passed by this beautiful tree," Beyoncé tells the cameraman in the video above, who is most definitely Jay-Z (you can clearly hear him say "Go" at the very beginning of the video). "I think it's Blue Ivy, which would be quite appropriate."
 

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Beyonce FAKE Pregnancy Video

In this Beyonce fake pregnancy video, you can read her thoughts on the rumors. Momma Tina Knowles had her say, too!







It's quite funny that even after Beyonce said she thought the rumors were "just crazy" Beyonce haters are still at it. Blue Ivy is a real baby, not reborn doll. Beyonce did not use a surrogate, so stop saying Beyonce is faking her pregnancy... well, faked being pregnant with baby Blue Ivy Carter!

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Blue Ivy Meaning -- MEANING OF THE NAME BLUE IVY

Everybody and they momma wondering what is the meaning of the name Blue Ivy. People only want to know because after me mommy Beyonce gave birth, curious people questioned why she name ME, her precious little babydoll Blue Ivy.

Beyonce covering Blue Ivy With Daddy Jay Z

People thought my name would be Brooklyn (after the popular Jay-Z lyric "If we had a daughter, guess what I'm a call her? Brooklyn Carter), Sasha (as in Fierce, Beyonce's alter ego), Babyonce (har har), the list goes on.


BUT BEYONCE AND JAY Z SURPRISE EVERYONE WITH THE NAME "BLUE IVY" haha

Nobody seen that name coming, know what I mean?!!!!!!


Beyonce Covering Blue Ivy With Blanket Outside

 So, why Blue Ivy? If you seen the video of Beyonce, while pregnant, standing by a Blue Ivy tree then you would know. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, everybody listen to the conspiracy theorist who love saying Beyonce and Jay Z worship satan -- and are a part of the Illuminati New World Order.

Conspiracy theorists drew a connection between Blue Ivy and "Eulb Yvi", claiming it was Latin for Lucifer's daughter, and that exploded on Twitter. The Examiner debunked that interpretation by saying that the Bible makes no mention of Lucifer having a daughter and that there's no match to Eulb Yvi in the Latin dictionary.

(Fun fact silly people: Did you know it's illegal to name your child Lucifer in New Zealand?)

 Good Morning America suggested that Ivy is a play on the Roman numeral IV. The number four is significant to the power couple -- because celebrity parents Beyonce and Jay Z married on April 4th, (4/4), both of their birthdays are on the 4th (September and December), and Beyonce's fourth studio album was called "4."

"Ivy, a symbol of fertility, is an old-fashioned name enjoying a resurgence," Pamela Satran, naming expert and co-founder of Nameberry.com told The Huffington Post. "It's just cracked the Top 300 for the first time since the 1890s, making it a stylish steampunk choice."
Linda Rosenkrankrantz, co-founder of Nameberry, adds that there was a jazz singer Ivy (aka Ivie) Anderson who sang with Duke Ellington. Do Beyonce and Jay-Z know her?
"Uncertain. But when I heard the name Blue I did think of Billie Holiday and Lady Sings the Blues," said Satran.


As for the baby's first name, according to International Business Times, it's simple: Jay-Z's favorite color. But, Satran and Rosenkrantz point out that Mr. and Mrs. Z aren't the first celebrities to use it. Satran said:
"Blue is one of the new color names that's been most enthusiastically embraced by celebrities, sometimes spelled the French way, Bleu, which might have been expected for Beyonce whose own name along with sister Solange's has French origins."

Cher and Gregg Allman may have started it all with their son Elijah Blue. John Travolta and Kelly Preston's daughter is Ella Bleu, Geri Halliwell's daughter is Bluebell, and last May, Alicia Silverstone chose "Blu" as the middle name to her highly critiqued baby boy name, Bear.
Satran also notes the other famous little girl who shares the name with Blue Ivy is the precocious heroine of the hip 2006 novel "Special Topics in Calamity" physics.

Yeah all the Beyonce Blue Ivy stans, fans, conspiracy theorist, Illuminati New World Order accuser have a say, but the meaning of Blue Ivy has nada to do with Satan (Lucifer), but everything to do with a Blue Ivy tree.



Blue Ivy

Blue Ivy posting pics of Beyonce that me like. YAY!

And a pic of Beyonce covering Blue Ivy (ME) face and body... that me DON'T like!!!!!!



 I love the fresh air, the sun when it shines... BUT me rarely get any sunshine cause  Beyonce keeps hot blankets over me Blue body to cover me up so no one see how me look.


 I tired of baby blankets and me face being hidden from the world. Is Beyonce ashamed of the adorable me? ASHAMED to show me Blue Ivy face to the stans, fans, and haters. I PRETTY!


I want to show off my expensive baby shoes, baby clothes, not the colorful baby blankets BEYONCE keeps throwing over me. But I understand. You people try spreading rumors about me, Blue Ivy, so Beyonce's being a great protective mother... just like her inspiration Michael Jackson was over his kids.











Mommy Beyonce holding stomach with me, Blue Ivy, inside kicking and screaming to get out.This when me wasn't born, I was still in hot and wet womb.


Blue Ivy Mommy

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Blue Ivy Funny Picture


Funny pic of baby Blue Ivy
Funny cartoon picture of baby Blue Ivy
 HAHA, when me seen this portrait of lil ole me, Blue Ivy, me laugh HARD.

The airbrushed funny picture of me is hilarious. Lips puckered, eyes opened, and what-a-wide a** face.

Did you see the other fake, cartoon picture of me? Why me mommy stans, fans, and celebrity haters wanna entertainment themselves by picking on me? I just a baby.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Blue Ivy Hands


First picture of baby Blue Ivy fingers touching Beyonce fingers
First Picture of Baby Blue Ivy Fingers Touching Beyonce Fingers
 People say me mommy Beyonce hands are pretty, but look at me me cute lil hand and fingers. Don't ya just wanna kiss me hand?

Me fingers taste yummy, I ALWAYS stick my finger in my mouth, but mommy makes me remove my tiny fingers from my mouth. Her say I can pick up germs. Beyonce no want me, her precious Blue Ivy Carter sick, then I'll be back at the hospital.

Gotta love mommy Beyonce motherly skills.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Beyonce Baby Cartoon Pic

Cartoon Pic of Beyonce baby Blue Ivy
Cartoon pic of Beyonce baby Blue Ivy Carter
Aw, look at her. She not me, baby Blue Ivy Carter, but her does favor mommy Beyonce a bit.

Her has mama Beyonce hair wig, pretty eyes but not as pretty as the other bedroom eyes in this cartoon pic someone did of me, baby Blue Ivy.

I think the lips are plump and nice, but them teef nada like me teeth. Those teefs look like they need dental work. Plus, I just a baby; I no have any teeth yet.

I may look like this when I get older. Her sooo pretty. ALL smiles! :)

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Blue Ivy Cartoon Pic

Blue Ivy Cartoon Pic Looking Like daddy Jay Z
Blue Ivy Cartoon Picture Jay Z Look Alike
This is not me, Blue Ivy Carter!

I think her cute, but not cute as I. She looks like a baby moose or camel. Look at her nose, it doesn't look like Jay Z nose nor mommy Beyonce's knowles... oops, I meant nose.

I think her eyes are beautiful though and me love the arch eyebrows. Still no me. It is a cartoon pic drawn by some Beysus hater who no like mommy Beyonce. :(

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Baby Talk With Blue Ivy

Baby Blue Ivy Looks Like Beyonce Momma Knowles
Baby Blue Ivy Looks Like Beyonce Momma Tina Knowles
What you looking at? haha, you looking at me, Blue Ivy, huh?

I no smiling today. I was sooo tired of the flashing camera's, paparazzi, news channels spreading my business (yes I do have business, too!), Beyonce stans, celebrity bloggers posting blog posts about lil ole me, haters making videos of me, and ALL of it!

And if that wasn't enuff, daddy Jay Z had me do a song called "Glory" with him and Kanye. Kanye West, ya know him. Him the rude black guy from Chicago that snatched the mic from Taylor Swift at the VMA's (Video Music Awards) when her was giving her acceptance speech for "Best Female Video Award", because him know me mommy Beyonce deserved that award.

Him said to Taylor, "Yo Taylor, I'm proud of you and I'ma let you finish but Beyonce won Best Video Of All Time, OF ALL TIME!"

I guess me shouldn't hate on him after all, cause him defend me mommy and also make great beats and is great songwriter for me poppa, Jay Z.

I done ranting now. Just had to show you anotha pic of me and do a lil baby talk. I sooo love me; everybody loves baby Blue Ivy Carter!

Look at me as a newborn, my first baby picture.